Fantasy Edition: Dying Quotes Volume 1
Sometimes you just need to add something fun to that last moment before a fantasy character bites the dust. Presented here are 20 options, all randomized by that d20 that probably didn’t roll the right number to keep your character alive.
Roll 1d20 if your character gets killed. These are their last words:
2: I’ve been Kask’d!
3: It’s only a flesh wound!…that’s bleeding out…oh bollocks!
4: It stings, it stings!
5: Bloody dragon droppings!
6: Kiss my asp!
7: Tell Pigzy…cough cough….I love her.
8: Tell Krammit cough cough…I love him.
9: Oh Bullywug!
10: To be, or not to….oh cripes……
11: et tu (nearest character to the dying character)
12: Mentzer was right…cough cough…..no dragon is trustworthy.
13: The Beholder can’t do that!…cough cough…..ugh
14: cough cough….gack gack….cough cough…gack gack
15: Cucumber soup!
16: Oh goblin turd!
17: This is it!
18: Use your damn resurrect spell!
19: NO! It took me an hour to create this character! (throws character sheet at DM)
20: NO! This is MY favorite character with all the cheats! God armor and weapons! Chastity Belt of Immortality! Ear plugs of Lord Snorzlot! Outfit of Infinite Jaysons! ARGHHHH!!!!!!!